What is the best place to stop and relieve yourself while you are driving home drunk ?

I don’t want to stop just anywhere, I might get reported for drunk driving.

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36 Responses to “What is the best place to stop and relieve yourself while you are driving home drunk ?”

  1. sally1590 Says:

    At the police station. They’d never expect a drunk to ask to use their restrooms.

  2. mickey g Says:

    jail. they have the best places to pee.

  3. Princess Jessica Says:

    maybe your moms mouth would be a good place to relive yourself.

  4. cupnjaw Says:

    at a local bar

  5. pmcc Says:

    you shouldnt drink and drive…the beer spils everywhere

  6. husquarana Says:

    stop at the police station, they will let you use their toilet

  7. Answerfinder1360 Says:

    don’t drive when you are drunk but the best place to stop is the gas station

  8. firestarter Says:

    in a dark alley. dont get robbed though.

  9. Diamond in the Rough Says:

    Drink at home and alleviate that problem

  10. strtat2 Says:

    at a diner, they are open 24 hours, and you can get yourself a nice bacon, egg and cheese on a hardroll, some water and a coffee while your there, before you continue to drive

  11. Samslou Says:

    Stop by the local police station and ask to use the facilities. I’m sure they will be very accommodating.

  12. Uncle Tim Says:

    find a patrol car on the side of the road… piss on it’s left front tire so you are sure to be on camera.

  13. Shayna Says:

    Penitentiary.

  14. curiously strong Says:

    on the interstate…but make sure you get to a place where there is a double yellow line and put one foot on one line and one on the other and pee inbetween them so the urine runs down the center

  15. The Emperor of Ecstasy Says:

    and also be arrested for exposing yourself in public…..best do it at the bar before leaving, or in your pants…..there washable….dont ya know…..

  16. CoronaGirl Says:

    Yo mammas house.

  17. #%$*&♥♥ SeXY BuT SweEt♥♥#%$*& Says:

    you should not drive drunk

  18. ibreen Says:

    In the country?! Isn’t that where your drunk ass should be driving anyway?

  19. scorpionbabe32 Says:

    In your pants :)

  20. David E Says:

    The morgue …. you always “let go” just after you die.

  21. Investor 2006 Says:

    I would recommend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. They usually have restrooms, and they’ll even give you a ride home.

  22. aиdrεym™ Says:

    U should not drive after u drank alcohol. U may have an accident and injure or kill somebody. Be more responsible…if u do not care about your life at least care for that of others!

  23. rosiejac Says:

    Gas Station. I always stop here and my man is wit me we have a quicky. You know what if you ever go to a gas station restroom it i svery easy to do it in there. Nobody seems to be paying attention!!

  24. scorpio Says:

    the police station,,there pretty good,hell you’ll even get a bed for the night.

  25. bill f Says:

    your taxi driver knows all the cool spots, just tell him to stop he will know what to do even if you dont. don’t drive drunk for Gods sake!

  26. Alexandrarc Says:

    Please Drink responsably next time, there’s a lot of people out there that care about their families, ask for a ride, tell a friend to take you home, call a cab, stay there and sleep over, there are so many things you can do smarter than drunk driving.

  27. polishedamethyst Says:

    At any well-lit intersection. Not only will you be giving everyone some entertainment, there are many items to aim at, even moving ones! If you are peeing in the intersection, you won’t be driving.
    Your best bet, if you don’t want to stop, is to either take a container and do it en route, or tie it in a knot. :)

  28. tyliah03 Says:

    I THINK THE BEST WAY TO RELIEVE YOURSELF IS TO DRIVE STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE STATION WHERE U BELONG THAT WAY WHEN U FINISH U CAN REPORT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT!!!

  29. shortstuff Says:

    Yah, gee, you wouldn’t want to get reported for drunk driving would you? The next time you’ve had too much to drink, use the restroom at the drinking establishment & then call a cab. You can pick your car/truck up the next day.

  30. madjennyvane Says:

    The morgue… preferably by yourself.

  31. Extra Blue Note Says:

    The seven eleven. After you’ve drained your tank you can fil it back up with a double gulp.

  32. dogsdinner Says:

    hmmm let me see!! If you’re not joking then your just an idiot who needs to grow up!!!!

  33. dwaynedufer Says:

    Do it in somebody’s front yard. Before they recover, you will be gone.

  34. wolfchat_2005 Says:

    dont stop i like the wet feeling

  35. Bridget Says:

    You know better than that !
    Quit being an Jack A**….a lot of people have lost there children and whole family’s to drunk drivers. Now if you want to take your own life that’s one thing, but there is baby’s and Children in those cars and they are Innocent and don’t deserve to die at the hands of some stupid SOB that just don’t have any respect for life.

    Now straighten up and act like a real man !

  36. TRACY G Says:

    your a jerk