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May 2nd, 2010 at 3:05 pm
At the police station. They’d never expect a drunk to ask to use their restrooms.
May 2nd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
jail. they have the best places to pee.
May 2nd, 2010 at 4:27 pm
maybe your moms mouth would be a good place to relive yourself.
May 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 pm
at a local bar
May 2nd, 2010 at 5:23 pm
you shouldnt drink and drive…the beer spils everywhere
May 2nd, 2010 at 5:33 pm
stop at the police station, they will let you use their toilet
May 2nd, 2010 at 6:01 pm
don’t drive when you are drunk but the best place to stop is the gas station
May 2nd, 2010 at 6:40 pm
in a dark alley. dont get robbed though.
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Drink at home and alleviate that problem
May 2nd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
at a diner, they are open 24 hours, and you can get yourself a nice bacon, egg and cheese on a hardroll, some water and a coffee while your there, before you continue to drive
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Stop by the local police station and ask to use the facilities. I’m sure they will be very accommodating.
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:09 pm
find a patrol car on the side of the road… piss on it’s left front tire so you are sure to be on camera.
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Penitentiary.
May 2nd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
on the interstate…but make sure you get to a place where there is a double yellow line and put one foot on one line and one on the other and pee inbetween them so the urine runs down the center
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:57 pm
and also be arrested for exposing yourself in public…..best do it at the bar before leaving, or in your pants…..there washable….dont ya know…..
May 2nd, 2010 at 11:37 pm
Yo mammas house.
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:16 am
you should not drive drunk
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:13 am
In the country?! Isn’t that where your drunk ass should be driving anyway?
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:58 am
In your pants
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:30 am
The morgue …. you always “let go” just after you die.
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:11 am
I would recommend an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. They usually have restrooms, and they’ll even give you a ride home.
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:58 am
U should not drive after u drank alcohol. U may have an accident and injure or kill somebody. Be more responsible…if u do not care about your life at least care for that of others!
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:29 am
Gas Station. I always stop here and my man is wit me we have a quicky. You know what if you ever go to a gas station restroom it i svery easy to do it in there. Nobody seems to be paying attention!!
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:55 am
the police station,,there pretty good,hell you’ll even get a bed for the night.
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:04 am
your taxi driver knows all the cool spots, just tell him to stop he will know what to do even if you dont. don’t drive drunk for Gods sake!
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:10 am
Please Drink responsably next time, there’s a lot of people out there that care about their families, ask for a ride, tell a friend to take you home, call a cab, stay there and sleep over, there are so many things you can do smarter than drunk driving.
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:57 am
At any well-lit intersection. Not only will you be giving everyone some entertainment, there are many items to aim at, even moving ones! If you are peeing in the intersection, you won’t be driving.
Your best bet, if you don’t want to stop, is to either take a container and do it en route, or tie it in a knot.
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:13 am
I THINK THE BEST WAY TO RELIEVE YOURSELF IS TO DRIVE STRAIGHT TO THE POLICE STATION WHERE U BELONG THAT WAY WHEN U FINISH U CAN REPORT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT!!!
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:23 am
Yah, gee, you wouldn’t want to get reported for drunk driving would you? The next time you’ve had too much to drink, use the restroom at the drinking establishment & then call a cab. You can pick your car/truck up the next day.
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:51 am
The morgue… preferably by yourself.
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:52 am
The seven eleven. After you’ve drained your tank you can fil it back up with a double gulp.
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:35 am
hmmm let me see!! If you’re not joking then your just an idiot who needs to grow up!!!!
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:45 am
Do it in somebody’s front yard. Before they recover, you will be gone.
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 am
dont stop i like the wet feeling
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:34 am
You know better than that !
Quit being an Jack A**….a lot of people have lost there children and whole family’s to drunk drivers. Now if you want to take your own life that’s one thing, but there is baby’s and Children in those cars and they are Innocent and don’t deserve to die at the hands of some stupid SOB that just don’t have any respect for life.
Now straighten up and act like a real man !
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:15 am
your a jerk